rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via greed)

We’re women. We don’t say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don’t get it.

(Source: mcphotographies, via aromagic)

frosted:

trait:

guys grabbing their crotches is equivalent to girls feeling their boobs

 

(via noteenagestory)